When people are like “im all sad and exhausted and anxious my period must be coming” im like what are you talking about I feel like that literally at all times.

conradtao:

woobewoo:

conradtao:

this is one of the many reasons i love having a toy piano

WOW THIS IS REALLY COOL

let’s bring this back

aesthetic: the dystopia of “The Brave Little Toaster”

In the future the boring stories that grandpas tell are going to be about the N64.

I just realized the hearts on the lace of this blouse are going to be upside down not but oh well at least it’s not ugly anymore.

walidhani:

that’s my secret

I’m always tired

*transforms into the incredible sloth*

I never reblogged the fluffy chicken post. OP did not prove they could properly care for a chicken and I was not going to be a +1 to murdering a dumbass chicken.

uglymillionaire:

tuff guy

uglymillionaire:

tuff guy

Here’s me fucking with Lola last night when I was drunk.