When people are like “im all sad and exhausted and anxious my period must be coming” im like what are you talking about I feel like that literally at all times.
aesthetic: the dystopia of “The Brave Little Toaster”
In the future the boring stories that grandpas tell are going to be about the N64.
I just realized the hearts on the lace of this blouse are going to be upside down not but oh well at least it’s not ugly anymore.
that’s my secret
I’m always tired
*transforms into the incredible sloth*
I never reblogged the fluffy chicken post. OP did not prove they could properly care for a chicken and I was not going to be a +1 to murdering a dumbass chicken.
Here’s me fucking with Lola last night when I was drunk.