kennyvee:

So when I said a while ago that it looks like DashCon 2015 is off, I was wrong.

They just changed its name to Emoti-Con.

But it will still be the DashCon that we all know and love (to hate), as visible in their rules:

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Even if that reason is that Emoti-Con failed to pay the performers, leading to said performers not performing (as happened with Welcome to Night Vale at DashCon). It’s all about caveat emptor when it comes to this convention.

The convention is not only taking place on the same dates that DashCon 2015 was supposedly going to be held, and at the same venue, but the venue’s site still links to the now-defunct dashcon.org site below the event listing.

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They have learned one thing from their past mistakes, though: tumblr doesn’t track tags with hyphens in them. By changing the name to Emoti-Con, they made it slightly harder for people to follow the developing stories. But if people tag their posts with either #emoticon or, better yet, #emoti con with a space but no dash (so fans of actual emoticons don’t get deluged with posts in their tag), the tales of woe can still be readily available to all.

They’ve also decided to branch out and instead of being a tumblr convention, they want to be an internet convention, including reddit, facebook, 4chan (I wonder how many of them will show up after watching DashCon 2014 with such glee?), and seemingly anyone else who uses the internet. Probably because they figured “if we could scam $17,000 from just tumblr users, how much more do you suppose we could get from everyone else?”

Also, I wonder if it was intentional that they stole the name of another event which has already been held for the past three years in New York?

So Dashcon’s website no longer exists but a new challenger has appeared, “Emoti-con”, and it’s taking place in 2015 at the same time and in the same venue where Dashcon 2015 was going to be.

Don’t be fooled you stupid fuckers don’t give any money to this con.

Reverse cowboy double mobius reach around while wearing a welding mask and a sombrero and singing the Yugoslavian national anthem backwards in French. Also, glasses.

THE WHOLE DANG THING

no | why | does your mother know about this | immoral | go to church | jesus can see this | you are a sinner | repent | you’re going to hell

killfith:

neongenesist:

kyrigiris:

it’s a metaphor. you put the spider between your teeth, but you don’t actually swallow it, so you stay average and spiders georg remains an outlier who shouldn’t have been counted.

This is it. This is the beginning of the end. Eventually every single overused joke will be combined into one giant post that is the death of fun as this website collapses in on itself and we all go straight to skeleton hell jail

Not all jokes

capnpea:

Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher Walter White is an art teacher and instead of cooking meth he starts taking hentai commissions on DeviantArt

My first vine are you all proud???

Trying to make a vine of my cat but she won’t fuckin cooperate.

Send me a fetish and I’ll rate it

no | why | does your mother know about this | immoral | go to church | jesus can see this | you are a sinner | repent | you’re going to hell